the smarter u are the more men arent funny
Totally heterosexual Buffy Summers.
Thirteen? And it’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. Pull your pants up, black people. I was on TV in the ’80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom. Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby. So, brings you down a couple notches. I don’t curse on stage. Well, yeah, you’re a rapist, so, I’ll take you sayin’ lots of motherfuckers on Bill Cosby: Himself if you weren’t a rapist. …I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. …I’ve done this bit on stage, and people don’t believe. People think I’m making it up. …That shit is upsetting. If you didn’t know about it, trust me. You leave here and google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’ It’s not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress.
But the Warren Mears among us, whether they express their contempt for and entitlement to women in word or deed, need to be taken more seriously. “She’s a girl!” the First Evil says, speaking through Warren in Buffy‘s seventh season. “With sugar, and spice, and everything… useless.” Unless, of course, she’s being of service to a man. Violentacrez and his ilk may not be sorcerers. But the powers available to them to shame and harass women, and to propagate dangerous ideas about women’s motivations and roles, are more significant and frightening than the demon another episode of Buffy, “I, Robot, You Jane,” imagined living in the internet all those years ago.
Alyssa Rosenberg on how Buffy predicted Geek Misogyny, 2012 (X)
What talent does sex "work" require? You get naked, you have sex, you make easy money. Men don't care as long as they get their rocks off. So called sex "workers" have this very high opinion of their "work" that it takes a special talent to have sex. Men aren't paying for "talented" sex "workers" they're paying for the easy access of sex. The only reason sex "workers" can get higher fees is through their looks.
If you think there’s no such thing as being good or bad at sex, then you are very bad at sex. My god, are people this stupid?
God, I wish I got to just starfish naked on the bed for every booking. That’d be amazing.
You know I really hate pulling out this line, but I’m going to this time - if sex required no talent, married men wouldn’t see us. They’d be pleasing their wives so their wives wouldn’t have stopped fucking them year ago, and their wives would be satisfying them.
Do you think other people in service jobs are also taking the piss? Is there one level of being good at customer service? At being a hostess or a waitress? All you have to do is carry food right, what’s the big deal. I bet anyone could be on their feet 10 hours a day balancing dishes that weight 20lbs at a time, negotiating with incredibly rude customers and never talking bad, dealing with bat-shit insane chefs and lazy dish-hands. Models just stand there too right? And Personal Trainers just watch people do sit ups.
I know women who can hold a condom in their mouth and give a covered blow job without the guy even noticing. I heard a story yesterday about a girl forgetting a tampon during her period who managed to whip it out, get a sponge in and dispose of it during foreplay without the dude even noticing.
I’d like to see the state of your knees and elbows and hips after you fucked for 4 hours straight, how good are you at dealing with whiskey dick?
Do you have any strategies for negotiating with drunk or drugged individuals? Can you comfort weeping strangers?
Is sitting in an office pushing paper and answering the phone so difficult? I never found it so.